American Dad!

Stan Smith usa le sue abilità da agente della CIA per aiutare il suo figlio tredicenne Steve a diventare rappresentante d'istituto e conquistare la ragazza più ambita a scuola, Lisa Silver. Ma, una volta vinte le elezioni, Steve si ubriaca di potere e Stan deve intervenire per far rinsavire il figlio. Intanto, Roger, l'alieno che Stan ha salvato dall'Area 51, aiuta la figlia maggiorenne Hayley con la sua ricerca scolastica in cambio di dolci. Sfortunatamente, troppi Chocodiles non permettono a Roger di completare la ricerca ed Hayley è costretta a rimettere insieme i cocci. Klaus, il pesce rosso con il cervello di un Tedesco, cerca di rimorchiare la madre Francine.

GUEST STAR: , Carmen Electra, Mike Henry, Curtis Armstrong, Daisuke Suzuki, Chris Cox, Kevin Michael Richardson, André Sogliuzzo, Natasha Melnick, Mike Barker, Jeff Fischer,
AUTORE: , Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-02-06

Stan è fuori dai gangheri perchè dopo aver trovato un lavoro (o "hobby") come agente immobiliare a sua moglie, lei fa più soldi di lui. Intanto sua figlia Hayley dirige una fondazione per aiutare i senzatetto, ed il figlio di Stan,Steve, ha un'idea per fare un programma di lotta fra vagabondi. Un'occasione per Stan per incrementare il suo guadagno...

GUEST STAR: , Kevin Michael Richardson, Busy Philipps, Curtis Armstrong, Daisuke Suzuki, Ralph Garman, Stephen Root, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Mike Henry, Bradford N. Smith, Mike Barker,
AUTORE: David Zuckerman
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-05-01

Hayley ritorna da un raduno del Partito dei Verdi con i capelli tinti di verde, causando un litigio con Stan. Mentre dorme, Stan le taglia i capelli (per il suo bene, ovviamente...). Dopo aver appreso cos'ha fatto Stan, Hayley comincia una sfida personale con suo padre...

GUEST STAR: , Jeff Fischer, Curtis Armstrong, Mike Barker, Mike Henry, Daisuke Suzuki, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Sarah Silverman,
AUTORE: , Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-05-08

Quando Stan si dimentica del suo anniversario, combina con la CIA di cancellare la memoria di Francine nelle ultime 20 ore, ma il precario della CIA erroneamente cancella gli ultimi 20 anni.

GUEST STAR: , Billy West, Jeff Fischer, Patrick Stewart, Debra Wilson, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Mike Barker, Mike Henry, Daisuke Suzuki, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Steven Weber, Curtis Armstrong,
AUTORE: , Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-05-15

Stan invita a cena il suo capo, ma la famiglia teme che venga scoperto Roger...

GUEST STAR: , Patrick Stewart, Jason Marsden, Phil Lewis,
AUTORE: Dan Vebber
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-06-05

Francine decide di organizzare una festa per conoscere meglio i vicini. Stan viene a conoscenza che tra di loro c'è una coppia iraniana e subito pensa che siano dei terroristi. Per preparare Steve a vivere vicino a dei terroristi, Stan lo fa inserire in un gruppo di Boy Scout. Roger si convince di possedere dei poteri alieni e cerca di scoprire quali siano...

GUEST STAR: , Ron Livingston, Richard Kind, Gina Gershon, Matthew Lillard,
AUTORE: , Sam O'Neal, Neil Boushell,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-06-12

Stan fa di tutto per competere con il suo rivale, Chuck Withe, e diventare il nuovo diacono della chiesa. Intanto, il problema temporaneo di Roger che Stan prova ad usare a suo vantaggio, crea problemi a tutti quanti...

GUEST STAR: , Josh Groban, Molly Shannon, Martin Mull, Mike Barker, Marley Shelton, Dennis Predovic,
AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-06-19

Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can't risk saying or doing anything about it because he's up for a promotion at the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve finds Dick Cheney's BlackBerry and uses the contact numbers to play pranks on political figures from around the world.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-09-11

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.

GUEST STAR: , Kevin Michael Richardson, Mike Barker, Mike Henry, Peter MacKenzie, Seth MacFarlane, Wendy Schaal, Scott Menville,
AUTORE: David Hemingson
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-09-18

When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.

GUEST STAR: , Seth MacFarlane, Curtis Armstrong, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Stephen Root, Mike Henry, Daisuke Suzuki, Patrick Stewart, Mike Barker, Stephen Colbert, Brian Posehn, Jon Ross, Catero Colbert,
AUTORE: , Matt McKenna, Chris McKenna (II),
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-09-25

When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.

GUEST STAR: , Mike Henry, Patrick Stewart, Curtis Armstrong, Daran Norris, Martin Mull, Dee Bradley Baker, Sherry Weston,
AUTORE: Steve Hely
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-10-02

Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan's boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.

GUEST STAR: , Stephen Root, Jill Talley, Patrick Stewart, Mike Henry, Peter Lurie, Paget Brewster, Jeff Bennett, Fred Tatasciore, Brian George, Neal Feinberg, April Stewart, André Sogliuzzo, Wally Wingert, Odile Corso, Jeff Fischer,
AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-11-06

As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine's musical expos on gender roles gets her into trouble, and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States.

GUEST STAR: , Patrick Stewart, Mike Henry, Fred Tatasciore, Odile Corso, Gina Gershon, Peter Lurie, Oded Fehr, Paget Brewster, Grant Heslov, Zuhair Haddad, Neal Feinberg, Brian George,
AUTORE: , Craig Thomas, Carter Bays,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-11-13

Francine insists that Stan and Hayley spend an entire day together, after their arguments drive her crazy, so they can work out their differences about gun control. However, her plan backfires when he takes Hayley to the ""National Gun Association Land,"" where their conflicting opinions about gun control drive them even further apart. Back home, Roger schemes to get revenge on Steve for eating one of his cookies by convincing him that he's adopted.

GUEST STAR: , Mike Barker, Seth MacFarlane, Jill Talley, Elias Koteas, John Carroll Lynch, Beau Bridges,
AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-11-20

Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable ""stage parent."" After Steve hooks up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a ""Cribs"" lifestyle.

GUEST STAR: , Eddie Kaye Thomas, Matt McKenna, Jill Talley, Bryan Cranston, Leslie Jordan, Daisuke Suzuki, Curtis Armstrong, Jim Wise,
AUTORE: , Matt McKenna, Chris McKenna (II),
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-11-27

As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren't as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend.

GUEST STAR: , Patrick Stewart, Jill Talley, Mike Barker, Seth MacFarlane, Megyn Price, Michael G. Hagerty, Freddy Rodriguez, Eric Edwards, Molly Shannon, Paget Brewster, Sandra Oh,
AUTORE: Dan Vebber
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2005-12-18

After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a ""Freaky Friday""-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.

GUEST STAR: , Jill Talley, Patrick Stewart, Jason Lee, Beau Bridges, Robert Tinkler, Andy Richter, Megyn Price, Ron Livingston, Mike Barker,
AUTORE: David Zuckerman
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-01-08

After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus' brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.

GUEST STAR: , Daisuke Suzuki, Nicole Sullivan, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Peter MacKenzie, David Herman, Curtis Armstrong,
AUTORE: , Neal Boushell, Sam O'Neal,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-01-29

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine. A proud Stan accompanies Francine to her reunion, but when they find out that two ballots were lost and that Francine didn’t actually win the crown, Stan is devastated. Meanwhile, a dejected Steve is “saved” by a pizza delivery man with a Messianic message.

GUEST STAR: , Jeff Fischer, David Zuckerman, Loan Gruffudd, Matt McKenna, Dayna Devin, Jon Cryer, Leigh-Allyn Baker, Jeremy Sisto, Mike Barker,
AUTORE: Alison McDonald
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-02-26

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

GUEST STAR: , Alex Borstein, John Torbett, Peter Scolari, Wendie Jo Sperber, Mike Barker, Peter Facinelli, Jennie Garth,
AUTORE: , Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-04-23

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.

GUEST STAR: , André Sogliuzzo, Kevin Michael Richardson, Fred Tatasciore, Mike Barker, John DiMaggio, John Cho, Matt McKenna, Eddie Kaye Thomas,
AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-04-30

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.

GUEST STAR: , Eddie Kaye Thomas, James DeBello, Craig Ferguson, Matt McKenna, Chris Klein,
AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-05-07

When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

GUEST STAR: , John DiMaggio, Kate Jackson, André Sogliuzzo,
AUTORE: , Matt McKenna, Chris McKenna (II),
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-05-14

When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.

GUEST STAR: , Seth Rogen, Thandie Newton, Christine Taylor, Romany Malco,
AUTORE: , Josh Bycel, Jonathan Fener,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-09-10

Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

GUEST STAR: , David Herman, Patrick Stewart, Azura Skye, Lizzy Caplan,
AUTORE: Dan Vebber
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-09-17

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

GUEST STAR: , Swoosie Kurtz, Patrick Stewart, Beau Bridges, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Elias Koteas, Curtis Armstrong, Christine Baranski, John DiMaggio, Scott Lowell,
AUTORE: Etan Cohen
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-09-24

Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

GUEST STAR: , Tom Hollander, Stark Sands, Wilson Cruz, Scott Lowell, Peter Paige, Suzanne Cryer,
AUTORE: , Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-11-05

After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Daisuke Suzuki, John DiMaggio, Jeff Fischer,
AUTORE: , Michael Shipley, Jim Bernstein,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-11-12

When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal.

AUTORE: Steve Hely
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-11-19

When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-11-26

When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.

GUEST STAR: , John Krasinski (Gilbert Squirrel), Johnny Galecki (Arnie Squirrel), Rusty Schwimmer (Mama Squirrel), Leslie Jordan (Beauregard), Jon Stewart,
AUTORE: , Chris McKenna, Matt McKenna,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-12-10

When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

GUEST STAR: , Lisa Kudrow, Chris Diamantopolous, Rick Hoffman, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker,
AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2006-12-17

When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.

GUEST STAR: , Patrick Stewart, Stephen Root, Bobby Lee, Mike Henry,
AUTORE: , Matt Weitzman, Mike Barker,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-01-07

When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

GUEST STAR: , Efren Ramirez, Patrick Stewart, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Curtis Armstrong, Iggy Pop, Stark Sands, Elizabeth Peña, Niecy Nash, Miguel Ferrer,
AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-01-28

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

GUEST STAR: , Masam Holden, Mike Barker, Jeff Fischer, Patton Oswalt, Peter Graves,
AUTORE: Dan Vebber
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-02-11

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Kevin Michael Richardson,
AUTORE: Laura McCreary
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-02-18

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-03-25

Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.

GUEST STAR: , Mike Henry, Stephen Root,
AUTORE: David Zuckerman
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-04-01

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

AUTORE: , Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-04-29

When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

AUTORE: , Michael Shipley, Jim Bernstein,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-05-06

After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.

AUTORE: Steve Hely
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-05-13

Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.

GUEST STAR: , Clancy Brown, Richard Grant,
AUTORE: Keith Heisler
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-05-20

When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it's the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.

AUTORE: , Josh Brycel, Jonathon Fener,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-09-30

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.

GUEST STAR: , Forest Whitaker, Molly Shannon,
AUTORE: Dan Vebber
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-10-07

Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.

GUEST STAR: , Jocko Sims, Jay Thomas, Eartha Kitt,
AUTORE: Michael Shipley
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-10-14

When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.

GUEST STAR: , Michael Dunn, Amy Hill, Jeff Perry, Terri Rodriguez, Fred Tatasciore, Holland Taylor, Tzi Ma,
AUTORE: , Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-11-04

When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock. Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.

GUEST STAR: , Fred Tatasciore, John Ennis, Rolando Molina, André Sogliuzzo, Ying Liu, Karen Maruyama, Niecy Nash,
AUTORE: David Zuckerman
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-11-11

While playing poker with the guys, Stan is found to be a virgin. Not in the traditional way, but in that he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.

GUEST STAR: , Erik Durbin, Maria Bamford, Mike Barker, Don Lake, Matt McKenna, Victor Raider-Wexler, Timothy Taule, André Sogliuzzo,
AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-11-18

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.

GUEST STAR: , Leisha Hailey, Jane Lynch, Mike Barker, Erik Durbin, Mike Henry,
AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-12-02

After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.

GUEST STAR: , Erik Durbin, Paget Brewster, J.K. Simmons, Jane Lynch, Shawn Michael Howard, Matt McKenna, Steve Hely, John DiMaggio, Mike Barker,
AUTORE: Jim Bernstein
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2007-12-16

After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine comes up with a plan to try and reunite the pair. Hoping to show Roger that Stan still cares about him, Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people.

AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-01-06

Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.

GUEST STAR: , Seth Green, Don LaFontaine,
AUTORE: Jon Fener
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-01-13

When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.

GUEST STAR: Swoosie Kurtz
AUTORE: David Hemingson
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-01-27

Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.

GUEST STAR: , Christen Sussin, Sandra Bernhard,
AUTORE: Keith Heisler
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-02-17

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for drug smuggling.

GUEST STAR: Kevin Michael Richardson
AUTORE: Steve Hely
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-04-27

Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.

GUEST STAR: Raven-Symoné
AUTORE: Laura McCreary
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-05-04

Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life to realize his dream of leaving a legacy on the world and begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's "Contra"-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes "North," life at home heads south as Hayley turns to body-piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment.

GUEST STAR: , Raven-Symoné, Ed Helms,
AUTORE: Erik Sommers
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-05-11

Stan has a Spring Break-induced mid-life crisis. With Francine away visiting her parents, Roger invites Spring Breakers to party at the Smith household. But Stan nearly has a Spring Breakdown when he falls prey to booze-cruising Jessica and Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra.

GUEST STAR: Sugar Ray
AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-05-18

The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he's finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains of having another teenager with experimental medicine.

GUEST STAR: Elizabeth Banks
AUTORE: , Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-09-28

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing "Matlock" for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar.

GUEST STAR: John Di Maggio
AUTORE: , Chris McKenna, Matt McKenna,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-10-05

When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".

GUEST STAR: Patrick Stewart
AUTORE: David Zuckerman
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-10-19

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her former fiancé is still alive, and when Stan realizes this, he and Roger try to track him down, while Francine must choose between her husband or her lost love.

AUTORE: , Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-11-02

Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.

GUEST STAR: , Lizzy Caplan, Tim Gunn, Gregory Jbara,
AUTORE: Dan Vebber
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-11-09

Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and falls for Stan's body double from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine.

AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-11-16

Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to raise funds after the CIA's budget cut, but when Stan takes all the credit for the idea, Roger tries to sabotage it.

AUTORE: , Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2008-11-30

When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.

GUEST STAR: Forrest Whitaker
AUTORE: Keith Heiser
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-01-25

Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.

GUEST STAR: , Paget Brewster, Devon Werkheiser,
AUTORE: Jonathon Fener
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-02-08

When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.

GUEST STAR: Will Forte
AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-02-15

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.

AUTORE: Laura McCreary
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-03-01

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart – the Homeowner’s Association.

AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-03-08

Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.

AUTORE: David Zuckerman
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-03-15

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods.

GUEST STAR: , Seth Green, Judd Hirsch,
AUTORE: , Chris McKenna, Matt McKenna,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-03-22

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."

AUTORE: Erik Sommers
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-03-29

Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.

AUTORE: , Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-04-19

Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.

AUTORE: Steve Hely
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-04-26

Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.

GUEST STAR: Sandra Oh
AUTORE: Laura McCreary
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-05-03

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of the phrase beer goggles.

AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-05-10

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

GUEST STAR: Joss Stone
AUTORE: Jim Bernstein
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-05-17

Stan crede che l'unico modo per far cantare degnamente a Steve l'inno nazionale statunitense sia farlo partecipare ad una ricostruzione della guerra del Vietnam.

AUTORE: , Judah Miller, Murray Miller,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-09-27

Se vuole ottenere una promozione, Stan deve convincere il dittatore dell'isola di Isla a firmare un trattato.

AUTORE: Jonathan Fener
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-10-04

Steve rimane solo a casa e, scambiandolo per un gioco, con i suoi amici distrugge un drone di proprietà della CIA.

GUEST STAR: Dan Fogler
AUTORE: Erik Sommers
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-10-11

Stan prova a sabotare il piano di Francine di rendere autonomo Roger per evitare che la donna si accorga di quanto sia noioso e lo lasci.

AUTORE: Keith Heisler
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-10-18

Stan scopre da adulto i piaceri di essere bambino.

AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-11-08

Francine realizza che Stan l'ha sposata solo per il suo aspetto fisico.

AUTORE: , Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-11-15

Stan si scopre ossessionato dai My Morning Jacket.

GUEST STAR: , Carl Broemel, Zach Galifianakis, Patrick Hallahan, Jim James, Bo Koster,
AUTORE: Mike Barker
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-11-22

Stan apre una lavanderia, ma quando gli affari vanno male è costretto a fare lo spogliarellista.

GUEST STAR: Kat Dennings
AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-11-29

Arrivano i biblici giorni dell'apocalisse, e Stan scopre tristemente di non ascendere al Paradiso.

AUTORE: , Chris McKenna, Matt McKenna,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2009-12-13

Per non finire in bancarotta, Stan è costretto a scambiare il suo cervello con quello di un cavallo per tentare di vincere una corsa.

AUTORE: , Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-01-03

Stan scopre la dipendenza da crack.

AUTORE: Laura McCreary
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-01-31

Stan si imbatte in sé stesso-cyborg proveniente dal futuro.

AUTORE: , Murray Miller, Judah Miller,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-02-14

Stan scopre che la Nazionale di hockey su ghiaccio che vinse la medaglia d'oro ai XIII Giochi olimpici invernali era dopata.

AUTORE: Nahnatchka Khan
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-02-21

Dopo aver fatto la figura del debole, Roger decide di diventare poliziotto.

AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-04-11

Roger bacia Francine mentre sono ubriachi. Nel frattempo, Klaus ed Hayley fanno credere a Steve di vivere un sogno lucido.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-04-18

Stan si comporta da bullo con Steve per cercare di farlo diventare più duro.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-04-25

Stan defeca accidentalmente in piscina ed escogita dei modi per sfuggire all'imbarazzo.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-05-09

Dopo essere stato scherzosamente deriso, Roger vuole uccidere la famiglia, che prova a fuggire nello spazio.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-05-16

Stan realizza che Haley e Jeff sono scappati nella classica fuga d'amore. Decide di offrire un compenso a chiunque riesca a fermarli e riportarli a casa.

GUEST STAR: Sarah Michelle Gellar
AUTORE: Keith Heisler
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-10-03

Stan crea un clone di Steve. Decide di usarlo per gareggiare con Francine e stabilire una volta per tutte chi dei due sia il genitore più bravo.

GUEST STAR: Amir Talai
AUTORE: Erik Sommers
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-10-10

Halloween. Stan decide che sarà lui ad avere la casa dei fantasmi più spaventosa di tutto il vicinato. Ma, ovviamente, le cose non vanno come previsto...

AUTORE: Eric Weinberg
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-11-07

Stan è entusiasta: Roger si è offerto di realizzare il più grande sogno della sua vita, quello di aprire un ristorante per famiglie. Ma Roger non è molto affidabile...

GUEST STAR: , Alex Cuthbertson, Curtis Armstrong, Don Tai, Swoosie Kurtz, Hayden Panettiere, Roberto Perlas Gomez,
AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-11-14

Per anni, Stan ha ipnotizzato Francine per plasmarla a suo piacimento Quando questa lo scopre, intraprende la carriera di comica, tanto odiata dal marito.

GUEST STAR: , Amy Hill, Jonathan Fener, Matt McKenna, Mike Barker, Tzi Ma, Chad Brannon, Jason Alexander, Roger Fan,
AUTORE: , Rick Weiner, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-11-21

Stan scopre che il suo fratellastro, Rusty, è molto più ricco di lui.

GUEST STAR: , Edward Asner, Lou Diamond Phillips,
AUTORE: , Murray Miller, Judah Miller,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-11-28

Stan si trova in una giuria e si batte per incriminare Martin Sugar, un travestimento di Roger.

AUTORE: Jonathan Fener
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-12-05

Stan regala a Steve un'arma, e quest'ultimo uccide accidentalmente Babbo Natale, il quale vorrà vendetta.

GUEST STAR: , Clancy Brown, Jeff Fischer,
AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2010-12-12

A causa delle flatulenze di Roger, la famiglia si sposta in un hotel, dove Francine approfitta della sua mancanza di doveri domestici per impossessarsi della vita di una donna in carriera, Sarah Blanch.

GUEST STAR: Hector Elizondo
AUTORE: , Chris McKenna, Matt McKenna,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-01-16

Stan e Francine si accorgono di non avere amici, così iniziano a frequentare una coppia di ragazzi, ma scoprono di avere notevoli difficoltà a tenere il passo.

GUEST STAR: , Paget Brewster, Sarah Chalke, Anthony Michael Hall,
AUTORE: Laura McCreary
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-01-23

Roger e Stan finiscono per fare un'audizione per lo stesso ruolo, mentre Steve e i suoi amici si organizzano per l'ultimo pigiama party.

AUTORE: , Chris McKenna, Matt McKenna,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-02-13

Dopo una discussione con Steve, Roger va via di casa, venendo immediatamente rimpiazzato.

GUEST STAR: Nick Kroll
AUTORE: Erik Sommers
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-02-20

Dopo che ad un pranzo Steve finisce di mangiare prima di Stan, quest'ultimo inizia a sentirsi minacciato dal figlio per il trono di maschio dominante.

GUEST STAR: , Jeff Fischer, Kevin Michael Richardson,
AUTORE: Keith Heisler
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-03-27

Stan studia un piano per fare colpo sul senatore Buckingham ed ottenere una promozione.

GUEST STAR: , Azura Skye, Jonathan Fener, Kevin Michael Richardson, Mike Barker, Patrick Stewart, Randy Spears, Burt Reynolds, Jenny Lewis, Masasa, Ron Perlman,
AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-04-03

Roger e Steve cercano di elevare lo stato sociale di quest'ultimo, mentre Stan e Francine si fanno una serie di scherzi.

AUTORE: , Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-04-10

Steve e Roger provano a risollevare Snot dopo che quest'ultimo è stato rifiutato da Hayley.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Daisuke Suzuki, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Kevin Michael Richardson,
AUTORE: Laura McCreary
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-04-17

Stan e Francine hanno dei disaccordi così insanabili su come ristrutturare la casa che la dividono.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Daisuke Suzuki, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Mike Barker,
AUTORE: , Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-05-08

Francine ottiene un posto alla CIA ed inizia anche lei a flirtare come è in uso in quegli uffici.

GUEST STAR: , Ken Jeong, Mike Henry, Niecy Nash, Paget Brewster, Patrick Stewart, Stephen Root,
AUTORE: Keith Heisler
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-05-15

Stan e Steve diventano amici, ma ciò non giova alla vita del figlio, che finisce in pericolo.

AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-05-22

Stan compra una vasca con l'idromassaggio, ma ben presto ne resterà schiavo al punto di trascurare lavoro e famiglia. Il negoziante che gliel'ha venduta scopre che è una vasca animata che uccide chi la trascura, ma quando cerca di avvertire Stan è troppo tardi.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-09-25

A Langley arriva un uragano che rompe gli argini di una diga marittima e provoca l'inondazione del quartiere dove abitano gli Smith. Subito Stan si sente in dovere di ricoprire il ruolo di salvatore della famiglia, ma peggiora la situazione.

AUTORE: Erik Sommers
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-10-02

Mentre Stan e Francine vanno in vacanza, Roger si fa nominare tutore di Steve, rendendogli la vita talmente impossibile da farlo scappare di casa. Il ragazzo ha però una particolare amicizia col preside e decide di scappare con lui, ma la fuga gli sarà apparentemente fatale.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-11-06

Stan ha un sogno segreto: fare da testimone di nozze. Decide quindi di convincere il preside Lewis a sposarsi. Ma l'arrivo di un vecchio compagno di cella del preside manda tutto all'aria.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-11-13

Amareggiato per aver trascurato il figlio, Stan cerca un avatar dall'aspetto di sexy adolescente per esser vicino a Steve nel momento cruciale. Ma Francine scopre tutto e affronta l'avatar.Intanto Roger e Klaus diventano autisti di limousine.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-11-20

Stan ritrova una vecchia fiamma che lo mette in crisi, anche perché Roger, sobillato da Francine, ci prova con lei spudoratamente. Alla fine si scoprirà che la donna è una cacciatrice di alieni in cerca di Roger.

AUTORE: , Matt Fusfeld, Alex Cuthbertson,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-11-27

Per aver picchiato Roger, che aveva impersonato un Cristo blasfemo durante una sacra rappresentazione, Stan viene scomunicato dal suo parroco. Quando saprà che, per essere riammessi, bisogna uccidere l'Anticristo, non dovrà faticare per cercarlo, perché se lo ritrova in casa.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2011-12-11

Steve è disperato perché Stan lo crede un fifone e non riesce a dimostrargli il contrario.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-01-08

Visto che il terrorismo, col caldo, subisce un forte calo, Stan e i suoi colleghi vanno in vacanza per l'estate.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-01-29

Steve e Roger giocano ai detective e il loro ufficio è il garage. Il caso del giorno lo porta un ragazzo che ha ricevuto in eredità dal nonno una chiave e vuole sapere cosa apre. Stan si annoia a morte nel suo weekend lungo di riposo e chiede ai due di unirsi all'agenzia.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-02-12

Stan insulta un anziano signore in un negozio di escursionismo e questo gli fa un malocchio.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-02-19

Steve ha una pagella ottima, ma Stan la brucia perché non ci sono bei voti in attività sportive. Per il figlio, decide di far rinascere la squadra di lotta a Pearl Bailey. Steve è un disastro, come i suoi amici. Solo Barry si distingue, tanto che rischia di battere il record di Stan, sul quale ha costruito un museo.

GUEST STAR: Eddie Kay Thomas
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-03-04

Tutta la famiglia Smith va in terapia da Roger nei panni del dottor Pinguino. Klaus è furioso perché non è d'accordo coi metodi di Roger e perché nessuno in famiglia lo ascolta. Roger è anche il sergente Pepper, che si addestra per combattere per il paese. Klaus ha un'idea: gli manda una lettera e lo spedisce in Iraq, usando un finto sigillo del governo degli Stati Uniti. Roger finisce a pulire cessi mobili.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-03-11

Steve organizza una presentazione per chiedere per l'ennesima volta al padre di poter prendere un cane, ma Stan è irremovibile. Dal suo dialogo con Francine, si scopre che da piccolo aveva avuto un cane, Freddy, che si era ammalato e che avevano dovuto sottoporre a eutanasia, e da allora non è più capace di amare altri cani.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-03-18

Stan è stanco di continuare ad avere in casa Haley e Jeff, considerandoli degli scrocconi, ma questi gli fanno notare che col poco che guadagnano (938 dollari al mese, il salario minimo) non posso vivere indipendentemente. Allora Stan fa una scommessa: se lui e Francine riusciranno a vivere per un mese intero con solo 938 dollari allora Jeff e Haley se ne sarebbero andati.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-03-25

A Hayley serve un trapianto di reni e quando Stan dice di volerglielo dare lui Francine gli dice che potrebbe non essere il vero padre, così i due viaggiano indietro nel tempo per scoprire chi potrebbe essere il padre.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-04-01

Roger scopre che i suoi maglioni sono tutti bucati ed è disperato: tutti i suoi travestimenti, infatti, prevedono l'uso di maglioni. Fortunatamente, nel perlustrare l'armadio, Roger si accorge di aver messo in un sacco della spazzatura un completo bellissimo.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-05-06

Steve non fa che inventare mondi immaginari con i suoi giocattoli. Stan è preoccupato e decide di farlo diventare un uomo: lo porterà da una prostituta in un bordello messicano.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-05-13

When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a new car.

GUEST STAR: , Jeff Fischer, June Diane Raphael,
AUTORE: Erik Durbin
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-09-30

During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

GUEST STAR: , Jonathan Fener, Jeff Fischer, Ari Graynor, Rupert Grint, James Karen, Eric McCormack, Amy Sedaris, Peter Serafinowicz, Patrick Stewart, Jill Talley,
AUTORE: , Rick Wiener, Kenny Schwartz,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-10-07

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Mike Barker, Alex Cuthbertson, Eric Edwards, Susie Essman, Jon Hamm, David Koechner, Judah Miller, Lew Schneider, Patrick Stewart, Daisuke Suzuki, Asa Taccone, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Marissa Jaret Winokur,
AUTORE: Judah Miller
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-11-04

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Mike Barker, Brian Boyle, Jonathan Fener, Jeff Fischer, Swoosie Kurtz, Judah Miller, Daisuke Suzuki, Eddie Kaye Thomas,
AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-11-18

When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Eric Edwards, Susie Essman, Jonathan Fener, Jeff Fischer, Reggie Lee,
AUTORE: Jonathan Fener
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-12-02

When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-12-09

A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2012-12-23

The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

GUEST STAR: , Rhea Perlman, Kathy Griffin, Alyson Hannigan, Chris Diamantopoulos,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-01-06

Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

GUEST STAR: Wayne Brady
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-01-13

When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-01-27

Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-02-10

Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum -- either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-02-17

When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-03-10

Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-03-24

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-04-14

When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-04-21

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school.

GUEST STAR: , Phil LaMarr, John Leguizamo, David Koechner,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-04-28

Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.

GUEST STAR: Sinbad
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-05-05

When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-05-12

When Steve and Snot use a cloning machine to create dates for prom night, they end up having to raise two fast-growing babies.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, John Cho, Mae Whitman,
AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-09-29

Francine's dissatisfaction in the bedroom causes a haunting; Haley introduces her new guy to the family.

GUEST STAR: Diego Luna
AUTORE: Matt McKenna
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-10-06

Eager to prove he is no longer a child, Steve joins Stan in the annual CIA hunting trip; Roger and Klaus take a road trip.

GUEST STAR: , Patrick Stewart, Tom Hollander,
AUTORE: , Brett Cawley, Robert Maitia,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-11-03

When Francine teaches Steve shoplifting techniques in an effort to look cool, Steve gets caught and sent to a sweatshop; Roger, Hayley and Klaus form a balalaika group.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Tom Hollander, Patrick Stewart,
AUTORE: Dan Vebber
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-11-10

Stan’s plans for a perfect Thanksgiving, watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.

GUEST STAR: , Mariah Carey, Amy Hill, Tzi Ma,
AUTORE: Erik Richter
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-11-24

A girl distracts Steve from his mission to help his friend deal with his father's death; Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake cutter.

GUEST STAR: , Curtis Armstrong, Zooey Deschanel,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-12-01

When Hayley helps Steve expand his fake ID business they must deal with another fake ID distributor.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-12-08

When Steve begins acting like a spoiled brat, Stan takes him to see Grandpa Jack (Daran Norris), who shares a story about a demon (Danny Glover) who would punish naughty children on Christmas; Hayley lands a job at the airport.

GUEST STAR: , Danny Glover, Ziggy Marley,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2013-12-15

After Roger gets in an accident while trying to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic cam, he begins having visions of the future.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-01-05

When the cryogenically frozen founder of Familyland is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners at the theme park.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-01-12

Stan mistakenly unleashes a good persona who is intent on doing good deeds that Stan wouldn't consider.

AUTORE: , Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Matt Weitzman,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-01-26

Roger comes up with a plan to help Steve date an attractive girl (Ellie Kemper) at school; Francine and Stan try to thwart Mark Cuban's evil plan by emulating "Charlie's Angels."

GUEST STAR: , Beckie Newton, Gillian Jacobs, Olivia Wilde, Megalyn Echikunwoke, Ellie Kemper, Kyle Chandler, Mark Cuban,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-03-16

Stan is upset that Steve and his friends don't play outside; Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after buying his home star.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-03-23

Stan is turned into a woman when he takes an experimental drug.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-03-30

Stan tries to infiltrate a leftist cell he believes is planning a terrorist attack.

GUEST STAR: , Kathryn Hahn, Ira Glass,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-04-06

Afraid that Hayley lacks life skills, Stan makes her take a job as a bartender; when Bullock (Patrick Stewart) becomes Hayley's best customer, Stan uses his daughter's knowledge to get ahead at work.

AUTORE: Rick Singer
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-04-13

Stan learns how to slyly check out other women; Roger and Klaus try to cover up a stain on a new couch.

GUEST STAR: Terry Crews
AUTORE: , Joe Chandler, Nic Wegener,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-04-27

When budget cuts result in Stan getting fired, his work experience is considered classified and he is forced to take a job at the store Steve manages; Roger makes a bet with an irritating coffee shop musician (Robin Thicke).

GUEST STAR: , Robin Thicke, Stanley Tucci,
AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-05-04

Hayley takes a job as an intern at a local news station for a reporter -- who is actually Roger in disguise.

GUEST STAR: , T.J. Miller, Nat Faxon, Josh Groban,
AUTORE: Ali Waller
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-05-11

Hayley meets a millionaire who tries to help her move on from her heartbreak; Snot and Steve make a discovery.

GUEST STAR: , Jeff Fischer, Dee Bradley Baker, Curtis Armstrong, Comedian Sinbad,
AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-05-18

Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends’ virginity in return for housework.

GUEST STAR: Jane Krakowski
AUTORE: Charles Suozzi
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-09-14

Roger movies in with Greg and Terry.

AUTORE: Erik Richter
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-09-14

Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can’t go through with it.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-09-21

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-10-20

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-10-27

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-11-03

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-11-10

When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-11-17

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la "It's a Wonderful Life," his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2014-12-01

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-02-23

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-03-02

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffeurs Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-03-09

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-03-16

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-03-23

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-03-30

Jeff returns from space ... or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-05-18

"American Dad" is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-05-25

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2015-06-01

Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

AUTORE: , Brett Cawley, Robert Maitia,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-01-25

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

AUTORE: Kirk J. Rudell
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-02-01

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

AUTORE: Teresa Hsiao
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-02-08

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

AUTORE: Steve Hely
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-02-15

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

AUTORE: Joe Chandler
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-02-22

Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.

GUEST STAR: , Sam Elliott, Craig Robinson,
AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-02-29

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

GUEST STAR: Tyrese Gibson
AUTORE: Zack Rosenblatt
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-03-07

Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.

AUTORE: , Rachael Bogert, Emily Wood,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-03-14

Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.

AUTORE: Jeff Kauffmann
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-03-21

A haunted Stan traverses a barren Langley Falls alone because a mysterious element has reigned terror and separated him from the family.

AUTORE: , Brett Cawley, Robert Maitia,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-03-28

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.

AUTORE: Ali Waller
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-04-11

Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.

AUTORE: Charles Suozzi
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-04-18

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

AUTORE: Sam Brenner
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-04-25

Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.

AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-05-02

Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.

GUEST STAR: Michael Dorn
AUTORE: Greg Cohen
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-05-09

Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Jeff enlists in the Navy after he and Hayley are rescued; Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

AUTORE: Zack Rosenblatt
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-05-16

Francine convinces Stan to let Roger play in his basketball league; Steve sings a parody of R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet".

AUTORE: , Nic Wegener, Joe Chandler,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-05-23

Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell.

AUTORE: Kirk Rudell
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-05-30

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

GUEST STAR: Alex Borstein
AUTORE: Teresa Hsiao
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-06-06

Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.

AUTORE: Charles Suozzi
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-06-13

Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.

AUTORE: Jeff Kauffmann
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-06-20

To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.

AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-06-27

Stan can't escape a recurring Father's Day. Using a mind erasing tool from the CIA, Stan repeats the day over and over again until he thinks everything is perfect.

AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-11-07

Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.

AUTORE: Jeff Kauffmann
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-11-14

Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.

AUTORE: , Joe Chandler, Nic Wegener,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-11-21

Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.

AUTORE: Steve Hely
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-11-28

Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announced they're trying to have a baby; Steve and Klaus join a drug gang.

AUTORE: Zack Rosenblatt
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-12-05

Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again; Steve secretly signs Snot up for a makeover through the TV show Morning Mimosas.

AUTORE: Teresa Hsiao
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-12-12

The Smith's rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual.

AUTORE: , Brett Cawley, Robert Maitia,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2016-12-19

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing; Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on planes, but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.

AUTORE: Charles Suozzi
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-04-10

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school; Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering '90s bands.

AUTORE: , Joe Chandler, Nic Wegener,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-04-17

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.

AUTORE: Sam Brenner
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-04-24

Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive; Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge.

AUTORE: Tim Saccardo
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-05-01

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing; Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.

AUTORE: Joel Hurwitz
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-05-29

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training; Hayley and Jeff are suspicious of Roger when he organizes a "Burning Man'" reenactment for their anniversary.

AUTORE: Kirk J. Rudell
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-06-05

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.

AUTORE: Kathryn Borel
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-06-12

Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.

AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-07-24

The family competes on the reality show, "The Bitchin' Race", but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine to team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

AUTORE: Kirk J. Rudell
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-07-31

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family; Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with "American Pickers."

AUTORE: , Joel Hurwitz, Zachary Rosenblatt,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-08-07

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena; Roger pretends to be an escort.

AUTORE: , Brett Cawley, Robert Maitia,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-08-14

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together; Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.

AUTORE: Teresa Hsiao
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-08-21

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck; Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

AUTORE: Paul Stroud
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-08-28

Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show; Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.

GUEST STAR: , Jennifer Graves, Tim Parsons,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-09-04

Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and Hayley.

AUTORE: Brian Boyle
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-09-11

It's Christmas time. Roger is jealous because he is not getting enough attention. He tries to ruin Christmas and shenanigans follow.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2017-12-25

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-02-12

Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-02-19

Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-02-26

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve's instructor at a prestigious clowning university.

AUTORE: Jeff Kauffmann
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-03-05

Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan's office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking Bad in reverse and discovers the show is hiding a scavenger hunt.

AUTORE: Tim Saccardo
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-03-12

Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website and forces the rest of the family to participate.

AUTORE: Kirk J. Rudell
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-03-19

Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes charge of solving the mystery of who is stalking the party.

AUTORE: , Joe Chandler, Nic Wegener,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-03-26

Bullock asks Stan to fill in for him at his class at the CIA Academy and Stan finds that the cadets are the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype-man for a famous rapper.

AUTORE: , Jordan Blum, Parker Deay,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-04-09

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan into running for mayor; Stan wins the election but finds himself overwhelmed.

AUTORE: Zachary Rosenblatt
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-04-16

Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk; Stan is terrified because he's afraid he will do it wrong; the family builds a giant water slide in the backyard.

AUTORE: Charles Suozzi
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-04-23

Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.

DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-04-30

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

GUEST STAR: , ,
AUTORE: , ,
DATA DELLA PRIMA MESSA IN ONDA 2018-05-07